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Dear Sir,

My household gets a lot of mail; I own up to that. We are all big magazine readers, and beyond that, have excellent credit scores and often give to charity - which, in turn, gives back to us with thousands of requests for more money, offers for free credit cards, and stacks of more magazines and catalogues. Glancing at these catalogues, as you do each day, you may erroneously believe that at least one resident of this house is a twelve year old girl who likes sundresses, dolls, and zoo animals. We are not sure how this happened.